
Five-Minute Guacamole Recipe
Equipment
- Mixing bowl
- Fork (or potato masher if you're fancy)
- Knife
- Cutting board
- Spoon (for scooping avocado)
Ingredients
- 3 ripe avocados
- 1 lime, juiced
- 1 small tomato, finely diced
- ¼ red onion, minced
- 1 garlic clove, minced or grated
- Handful of fresh cilantro, chopped (optional)
- ½ tsp Salt, to taste
- ½ jalapeño, seeded and minced (optional, for heat)
Instructions
- Prep the AvocadosSlice the avocados in half, remove the pits, and scoop the flesh into a mixing bowl. Mash with a fork—leave some chunks for texture.
- Add Lime JuiceSqueeze in the juice of half a lime. Taste, and add more if you like it zingier. This keeps the guac fresh and bright.
- Mix in the RestAdd diced tomato, minced red onion, garlic, and cilantro (if using). Stir gently to combine.
- Season ItSprinkle in a pinch of salt, taste, and adjust as needed. Toss in jalapeño for a spicy kick if desired.
- Serve ImmediatelyGrab chips, a spoon, or your favorite vehicle—this guac’s ready to go.
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Notes
Cooking Tips
- Avocados: Press near the stem—if it gives slightly, it’s ripe. Avoid squishy or rock-hard ones.
- Lime: Start small; too much can overpower.
- Texture: Don’t mash it smooth—some chunk makes it feel homemade.
- Salt Smart: Add in stages. Guac doesn’t forgive over-salting.
- Spice It Up: Jalapeños bring heat—remove seeds for milder flavor.
Pairing Ideas: What Goes with Your Guac
Food
Why It Works
Tortilla Chips
Crisp, salty crunch—a classic for a reason.
Tacos
Adds a creamy kick to any filling.
Grilled Chicken
Keeps it juicy, and boosts flavor.
Toast with Egg
Turns breakfast into something worth eating.
Carrots/Celery
Makes veggies taste less like punishment.
Steak
Cuts the richness, and adds a fresh hit.
Final Word
You’ve got a five-minute guacamole that’s easy, tastes damn good, and works for anything. No excuses—it’s just ingredients and a bowl. Make it, eat it, and let people think you’re a genius. You’re welcome.